Already Fucked Up!

Stardate: 24008.2
I just had the worst day ever. The great, omnipotent higher power...or something...is testing me, I swear. Ironically, on the anniversary of the day I went to jail for the first time years ago, I fucking get arrested!
Here's what happened...Early this morning I go to Noel's house seeking great vengeance for bailing out on our plans. I went over to wake her up and demand coffee. This is something I do to Noel on a normal and regular basis. She didn't want to make coffee. Instead, she gives me money and sends me to Starbucks. I gave in and went downtown where I did the stupidest thing. I slammed the breaks very hard as I nearly almost ran a red light. I wasn't paying attention. Fortunately, for me there was a cop in the vicinity to witness my dumbass do something so stupid. Of course, I get pulled over right in front of the Starbucks I was headed to. Stupid incident number two happens when I open the glove box looking for my paperwork when suddenly a metal pipe falls out. The pipe wasn't mine, but I know how it got there and forgot it was in there. At that moment, I knew I was fucked! Sure enough, I'm in handcuffs, my car is towed, and I get hauled off to jail.
I spent the day waiting and waiting. I was released right after booking by a nice lady working at the court. I was sure I was spending the night there, but I actually cried tears of joy. I waited and waited some more before I finally get shuttled off downtown.
What a way to spend a Saturday and starting off the new year. It was a horrible day, but I'm certainly not going to let this bring me down, nor my spirit, nor my good year! I literally brushed it off and I'm totally fine. I need to be careful!